Matt (mnor) wrote,

Alysa + Matt = <3

Hahaha, I was going to post yesterday, but when I got home the Sims 2 was up on the computer and instead I decided to mate my sims. They had a set of identical boys. WTF. That is not cool. Now they're all pissed at me because I don't give them food. Fuck them. Anyway, their names are Fiyero and Boq because I lost all creativity for naming children after naming them all Brooke, Maria, Hannah, Alysa, Mike, Jessie, and so on. There are like 5 Hannahs running around and 2 Pepes. Yeahhh, I'm gay I know.

"I just got back from the mall with Matt, Ashley, and Caitlin. I can't help but feel that Ashley and Caitlin were in a bit of a flirtatious world of their own as Matt and I were constantly kissing and groping. Which is fine as he is gay and Tony doesn't care since he knows it's nothing sexual. He's so tolerant. I love that guy. *swoons over Tony*

Anyway, more about Matt the mall.

We all went around singing The Internet is for Porn and this one woman was clutching her child to her seeing as Matt felt the urge to shout all of Trekkie Monster's lines (i.e; FOR PORN)

Oooh! We bought Pimp juice again. And groped a lot. And kissed. I got kissed by Matt 37 times. I counted! We went into all of three stores, more or less. Express, Gloria Jeans, and Bath and Body Works. I love Matt. He is so my lover. Only gay. But hey, if you were gay that'd be ok! I love Avenue Q almost as much as I love Matt."

^ Alysa's post.

She says it so well! It's so queer that we only went in 3 stores. It was more like 5 stores if you include stepping in to Buddy Squirrel and Kohls. Yeah. So I choked on the pimp juice. I CHOKED ON THE FUCKING PIMP JUICE. And there was a black lady who got in a fight with a white lady and I was thinking that the white woman is really stupid for getting in a fight with a black lady. And apparently I kissed Alysa 37 times. I love her lush boobs lips.
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